Dogs

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Across
  1. 4. - Bearded gentleman who takes grooming very seriously
  2. 7. - Hunting dog stuck in permanent "look over there" position
  3. 10. - Professional fetch champion who never learned the concept of "enough"
  4. 12. - Gentle giant who looks like a bouncer but acts like a teddy bear
  5. 13. - Short-legged hound with ears that double as dust mops
  6. 14. - Gentle giant lifeguard who drools enough to fill a kiddie pool
  7. 15. - Hot dog with legs and a Napoleon complex
  8. 17. - Arctic marathon runner who thinks every day is the Iditarod
  9. 19. - Tiny dictator who thinks they're the size of a Great Dane
  10. 21. - Living couch that occasionally needs food and walks
  11. 23. - Wrinkled face that snores louder than a freight train
  12. 24. - Cotton ball with legs and the bark of a much larger dog
  13. 26. - Overachiever who remembers where Timmy fell in the well
Down
  1. 1. - Skinny speed demon who thinks furniture is for racing around
  2. 2. - Tiny warrior who believes every rodent is a worthy opponent
  3. 3. - Bird dog who points out wildlife like a nature documentary narrator
  4. 5. - French aristocrat with a permanent perm and attitude to match
  5. 6. - Four-legged detective with a nose for trouble and garbage cans
  6. 8. - Unemployed sheep manager who now herds children at playgrounds
  7. 9. - Japanese diplomat who bows politely before ignoring your commands
  8. 11. - Swiss mountain dog who's too pretty to do actual mountain work
  9. 13. - Detective with a nose so good they can smell last Tuesday
  10. 15. - Spotted firefighter groupie with a dot-com pattern
  11. 16. - Scientist who retrieves tennis balls instead of discovering elements
  12. 18. - Hunting companion with permanently sad puppy eyes
  13. 20. - Retired racer who now specializes in professional couch warming
  14. 22. - Tiny aristocrat who demands to be carried everywhere in a purse
  15. 25. - Athlete who shadowboxes with their own reflection