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Across
  1. 3. The one day a year you’re the boss—until it’s time to help with the dishes
  2. 4. A high-stakes outdoor sport where the toddlers are surprisingly ruthless.
  3. 6. The colors we’re forced to wear on Easter even if we look like giant marshmallows.
  4. 8. What we actually want for dinner when the holiday cooking is taking way too long
  5. 9. The family member who officially holds the world record for the stinkiest farts.
  6. 11. The relatives who stay down in Florida but still manage to drive everyone crazy from a distance
Down
  1. 1. The state of the milk carton that someone put back in the fridge with only one drop left.
  2. 2. A "short" rest Dad takes that involves loud snoring and the Golf channel.
  3. 5. The "breaking news" that travels through the group chat faster than the Easter Bunny.
  4. 7. The adult vibe once the "Easter ham coma" officially kicks in.
  5. 10. What the family does for three hours over a "friendly" 20-minute board game.