Emma's Wifelorette Crossword

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Across
  1. 2. Party trick Emma does
  2. 3. A cocktail that reminds Emma of a ballsack
  3. 5. The main thing Vineet ate before he met Emma (non sexual)
  4. 6. Emma's most promiscuous pet, historically (iykyk)
  5. 8. ¡Qué calor! Tú estás __ _____?
  6. 9. BFF and possible companion if spending years alone on a deserted island
  7. 11. Something Emma and Ariana Grande have in common
  8. 13. How many other lifetimes Emma will spend with Vineet
  9. 14. Consultants by day, debaucherers by night
  10. 15. The ancestral homeland
  11. 16. Where Mexican boyfriends originate
  12. 20. Guinevere's husband, or Emma's royal son
  13. 21. Emma's fashion blog (in short)
  14. 22. Emma's favorite Chinese recipe, cooked for Vineet right before they got engaged!
  15. 25. Summer beverage mantra
  16. 26. Elevated hostess gift
  17. 27. Unexpected snack that had Emma in a choke hold, particularly the Thai chili flavor
Down
  1. 1. Dorinda Medley's Berkshires lament
  2. 4. Emma's preferred party tunes genre
  3. 7. Emma's former bike, named after her place of worship
  4. 9. What's the _____ that could happen?
  5. 10. What Vineet put on it, per Beyoncé's instructions
  6. 12. Jewish heartthrob and former O.C. resident who might make Vineet jealous
  7. 17. Spanish for what Emma & Vineet have
  8. 18. A "strong" one of these is deemed bad by bad dancers
  9. 19. Big black _______ dick
  10. 23. Emma's first crush (animated)
  11. 24. A sweat lodge representing a mother's womb
  12. 26. Luann de Lesseps' motto: ____ c'est la vie