Ethan's Awesome Crossword

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Across
  1. 4. What Chicken Little and James Bond have in common
  2. 6. Objectively the most overrated movie of all time
  3. 7. A summer's day souvenir, or when a father disses his child?
  4. 9. Ethan's middle name, or the goat movie director
  5. 10. Swae Lee tune, or baseball seed
  6. 11. TV show with Childish Gambino, or a Monopoly chest
  7. 14. What pigeons and an insurrection have in common
  8. 17. Instrument Ethan plays that would make Jason Derulo proud
  9. 18. TV show for middle-aged women, or a smoking hot football club from the Windy City
  10. 19. Adds alcohol or plays volleyball
  11. 20. Golf practice locale, or a stove on the move
  12. 21. NFL wide receiver, or a request for a rave encore?
  13. 22. University Ethan would've attended if it weren't for God's Plan
  14. 23. Ethan's favorite book of the Bible, or a special type of bond
Down
  1. 1. What bars and colon screenings have in common
  2. 2. John 11:35
  3. 3. Actor Tom meets Florida Georgia Line
  4. 4. OneRepublic song that spills the beans
  5. 5. Sandwich Ethan ate for dinner; some people make 'em at night
  6. 8. Nature's unicorn, or Ethan's car
  7. 12. Apple app followed by Maroon 5
  8. 13. 2022 horror flick, or an Uncle Kracker banger
  9. 15. "It is finished", perhaps
  10. 16. This game/sport is kind of a big dill