Facility Blues

4. one animal that tried to bite at the library
6. custodians do this to bring back the shine on tile floors
8. the thing that could have left something that big in the toilet
11. something an Ouija Board and the men's restroom have in common
12. recommended number of curse words a custodian keeps in their repertoire
15. something a custodian uses to rewet a dry mop
16. this is what custodians tell themselves they see when cleaning the urinal traps
17. it's a rip-off
18. a custodian's first sense to fail
19. one sure way restrooms stay clean
20. one layer of toilet paper

1. a custodian's second sense to fail
2. what is brown and sticky?
3. what Mr. Spock found in the Enterprise's toilet
5. oil this and antifreeze keep the roof drains from freezing
7. another animal that tried to bite me at the library
9. what you think happened to the patron who left that thing floating in the toilet
10. a seagull flying over the bay
11. the preferred brand of vomit neutralizer
13. one custodial tool that sucks
14. cleaning over and over again expecting a different result