Fall Fiasco

6. A big outdoor fire that makes everyone smell like a campfire for three days.
8. A round orange vegetable that thinks it’s the king of fall.
10. A bird that makes a funny noise and stars in November dinner.
11. A stuffed person in a field who has the world’s weirdest job.
12. The dessert that makes people say, “I’ll just have a tiny slice,” and then take a giant one.

1. Tiny tree nut that squirrels hide like they’re preparing for the apocalypse.
2. Something cozy you wear when the weather finally stops acting like summer.
3. Warm apple drink that tastes like autumn in a cup.
4. Colorful things that fall from trees and make yard work everybody’s problem.
5. The sound a turkey makes when it’s trying to join the conversation.
7. The season when everything smells like cinnamon and your wallet mysteriously empties.
9. A bumpy ride behind a tractor that somehow counts as entertainment.