Father’s Day

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Across
  1. 8. The fabric of your most useful hat and favorite Secret Santa present
  2. 9. Where we supposedly visited you in your office on Take Your Child to Work Day
  3. 10. Your nickname for your supposed favorite pet
  4. 12. We never actually stayed here, but you’ll still never live it down
  5. 13. We were definitely not eating this lunch meat on Adventure Guide trips
Down
  1. 1. Shhh! No one else knows about this playground!
  2. 2. “Have some _____, baby!”
  3. 3. Farmer John, Jersey John, Brick House John, but this nickname for another “hat” you wore preceded all of those
  4. 4. One of your sons incorrectly claimed you are this dwarf in the mornings
  5. 5. Your most famous dish that no one else can make
  6. 6. Your “favorite” food, according to this past Father’s Day gift that sits on your desk
  7. 7. A favorite activity at Adventure Guides camping trips
  8. 11. Your greatest animal foe