Father's Day

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Across
  1. 5. destined to narrate _______
  2. 7. avoidance of this activity leads to no clothes
  3. 8. noise made by knees and ankles
  4. 9. part of the name of a relevant town and word for an international crisis
  5. 11. eggs
  6. 12. correct cab type
  7. 14. pen color
  8. 16. distasteful additions to text messages
  9. 20. part of the name of a relevant town and also of a candle
  10. 23. is it a bone or a muscle?
  11. 24. music force-fed to amelia and fran until they liked it
  12. 28. must-read on the wall
  13. 29. a place we have all lived except fran, where you can't drive your cah
  14. 30. ____ lady ("wady")
  15. 32. red, versatile, in pocket
  16. 33. pre-cut, from whole foods
  17. 35. "______ gentlemen!"
  18. 40. of the dog, reason for lint brush, bane of existence
  19. 41. Anglo-Saxon epic
  20. 42. only political view ever expressed
  21. 43. vehicle triggering a reflexive shiver
  22. 46. station played in the car to avoid scary nor segments
  23. 48. for fun, or for expansion of the mind, alternating
  24. 49. part of the name of a relevant town and the direction of colorado
  25. 50. messing about in _______
  26. 51. variety of m&ms
  27. 52. _____ clyde
  28. 53. (cold) sport of uncoordinated type-a crazy people
  29. 55. what to do with your free time
  30. 57. 4am state, present day
Down
  1. 1. tool for a loud hobby
  2. 2. long, green, unpleasant
  3. 3. bird, for eating
  4. 4. years of marriage
  5. 6. not pants, but _____ (anglicism)
  6. 10. (wet) sport of uncoordinated type-a crazy people
  7. 13. publication of choice
  8. 15. 4am state, until recently
  9. 17. python. Is it a snake? Well maybe an African snake
  10. 18. never to be seen on the feet
  11. 19. key element of men in black alter ego
  12. 21. used to be, according to mom
  13. 22. uncle _____
  14. 25. car to be revved when shifting
  15. 26. pre-7am pit stop
  16. 27. unfortunate hairstyle by uncle nate
  17. 31. low-supply, high-demand footwear
  18. 32. color of iconic outerwear
  19. 34. first word on the first day, twice
  20. 36. unlikely status, recently achieved, of middle-aged sports enthusiasts
  21. 37. dreamy hotel
  22. 38. the dog
  23. 39. we waved to you from its window
  24. 44. salted, behind the driver's seat
  25. 45. holiday after which christmas begins
  26. 46. cutting-edge athletic performance material
  27. 47. home of erg, trampoline, and (ping) pong
  28. 48. not ____, despite hair genetics
  29. 49. to be split
  30. 54. until we drop
  31. 56. addressee of junk mail