“Felt up for a baptism: my life as a cursed individual. An autobiography by Melissa Elders”
Across
- 2. number of times the pool guy caught me swimming in my underwear
- 4. city where I was held against my will in a prison while trying to get fingerprinted for my fingerprint clearance card
- 7. what I developed 1 month into grad school due to stress
- 8. condition I developed just prior to Jill’s wedding
- 9. disease I was exposed to while volunteering with the homeless in grad school
- 11. number of unread emails I have in my work email inbox currently at 1:38 am on August 5th
- 12. adjective to describe my life at times
- 13. finger I spilt open at age three after falling off a bar stool
- 14. condition in my back I developed in grad school briefly
- 15. what I got at a church summer girls camp after eating bad chicken
Down
- 1. piece of private information of mine hackers got from Dysart and tried to use to open a Kohls credit card in my name
- 3. thing stolen from my apartment complex that I recovered two weeks later abandoned on the side of the road
- 5. what was dropped on my head at high school track practice
- 6. position of office staff member who checked in on me and waited outside the bathroom door for me when I had bad diarrhea at work
- 10. appendage I broke in a ball pit just before my 2nd birthday