“Felt up for a baptism: my life as a cursed individual. An autobiography by Melissa Elders”

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Across
  1. 2. number of times the pool guy caught me swimming in my underwear
  2. 4. city where I was held against my will in a prison while trying to get fingerprinted for my fingerprint clearance card
  3. 7. what I developed 1 month into grad school due to stress
  4. 8. condition I developed just prior to Jill’s wedding
  5. 9. disease I was exposed to while volunteering with the homeless in grad school
  6. 11. number of unread emails I have in my work email inbox currently at 1:38 am on August 5th
  7. 12. adjective to describe my life at times
  8. 13. finger I spilt open at age three after falling off a bar stool
  9. 14. condition in my back I developed in grad school briefly
  10. 15. what I got at a church summer girls camp after eating bad chicken
Down
  1. 1. piece of private information of mine hackers got from Dysart and tried to use to open a Kohls credit card in my name
  2. 3. thing stolen from my apartment complex that I recovered two weeks later abandoned on the side of the road
  3. 5. what was dropped on my head at high school track practice
  4. 6. position of office staff member who checked in on me and waited outside the bathroom door for me when I had bad diarrhea at work
  5. 10. appendage I broke in a ball pit just before my 2nd birthday