Fire Angel's Puniest Crossword Puzzle

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Across
  1. 2. What usually gets turned on when you’re naked in the bathroom? (6)
  2. 4. What do you call a laughing motorcycle? (8)
  3. 6. England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a … (9)
  4. 7. Difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? (1,4)
  5. 10. according to a joke, what are lecturers? (9)
  6. 12. What is expensive Velcro? (3-3)
  7. 15. What is working in a shoe recycling factory like? (4,10)
  8. 17. Why did the pig stop sunbathing? It was … in the heat. (5)
  9. 19. Which prize did the person who invented the door knock win (2-4)
  10. 20. What happened about the kidnapping at school? (4,2)
  11. 21. Which phrase does William dislike since joining the army? (4,2,4)
  12. 23. How many apples grow on a tree? (3)
  13. 27. What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? (11)
  14. 28. If you send your baby to the army, it will end up in the … (8)
Down
  1. 1. What do you call the medical condition where your feet go to sleep? (4,4)
  2. 3. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? (5,6)
  3. 5. The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice … (6)
  4. 8. The result of the race between two silk worms (3)
  5. 9. What happened to the boy who tried to catch the fog? (2,4)
  6. 11. When you get shampoo in your mouth while singing in the shower? (4,5)
  7. 13. What's brown and sticky? (5)
  8. 14. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table (3,10)
  9. 16. Why does Peter Pan always fly? (9)
  10. 18. What sort of organisation is atheism? (3-7)
  11. 22. Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't … (8)
  12. 24. What do you do with a sick chemist? (6)
  13. 25. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a … (6)
  14. 26. Where do you imprison a skeleton? (3,4)