Rolling Papers

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Across
  1. 3. harass sweetly?
  2. 6. They’re never on time
  3. 7. apt response when a kitten sits on your keyboard
  4. 9. “Sorry, it’s not going to work out with stepmom’s new dog. You should _____”
  5. 11. third eye blind?
  6. 13. polygamous vagabonds
  7. 15. Kya’s sister
  8. 16. repeated, it’s similar
  9. 20. Who loves cheese?
  10. 21. Will you finish this crossword?
  11. 22. "This year, Mrs. Claus and I have decided to heal your arthritis!” *
  12. 25. two
  13. 26. running on rays
  14. 29. Come on...
  15. 31. it holds all our bones *
  16. 32. They aren’t redwood
  17. 35. Where the Next bus is parked
  18. 37. a nice gift
  19. 40. One who practices suryanamascar?
  20. 41. A welcome, wild guest
  21. 45. Prince Reese’s bride
  22. 46. the guy who never showers
  23. 49. caffeine hound
  24. 50. apt name for an intergalactic hoarders convention
  25. 51. “Just Visiting” in monopoly, or a hint to the starred clues in this puzzle
  26. 52. Jacob Marley’s button-down
  27. 56. Horrible Cat
  28. 57. Where Loui’s from
  29. 59. she belongs to another man now
Down
  1. 1. His brains have been replaced with fluffy chocolate
  2. 2. I do... have cold ears
  3. 4. doubled, a daily dose of mystical romance
  4. 5. Pull your mutt through the dirt, Old McDonald
  5. 8. tarot card pack?
  6. 10. agreement to work together *
  7. 12. he’s a mother fucker
  8. 14. Lion loose in a nightclub?
  9. 17. scissor alternative
  10. 18. it was ok
  11. 19. Trackpad residence
  12. 23. Where pressure puts people
  13. 24. Sophie’s secret sauce
  14. 27. forest-flavored ice cream?
  15. 28. you slap them
  16. 30. Regular and unavoidable life tasks
  17. 33. not good sun sleeping
  18. 34. lavender
  19. 36. He has a mustache and a turkey baster
  20. 38. 2
  21. 39. Muffin
  22. 42. our lost surname
  23. 43. tango, for example *
  24. 44. Persion Mouse Nail
  25. 47. Nomadic, dutch ascetics?
  26. 48. Mr. Rabbit
  27. 53. ganj from the Adriatic
  28. 54. Traditional first anniversary gift
  29. 55. Taylor’s sister
  30. 58. you slap them