Foosball

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Across
  1. 3. probation for shooting a dead man, yourmom
  2. 4. "bacon & mash" when asked to pick a side, yourmom
  3. 7. put quarters on them to have next, yourmom
  4. 9. wins matches because they can't count to five, yourmom
  5. 11. bankruptcy after putting a quarter up to play next, yourmom
  6. 13. been scored on by all 26 men on the table, yourmom
  7. 14. paninis for a wraps, yourmom
Down
  1. 1. at catching loose balls, yourmom
  2. 2. their rollover on the floor, yourmom
  3. 5. has a gravitational force that affects the ball, yourmom
  4. 6. being double dipped from the back, yourmom
  5. 8. to lube up to stroke it long, yourmom
  6. 10. 5 bar shots for every 5 bar shot, yourmom
  7. 12. can score on them for a dollar, yourmom
  8. 13. every hole open and lets everything in, yourmom