FOR KAREN

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Across
  1. 1. This stupid princess didn't know that all apples don't keep the doctors away
  2. 6. Number 79 on Mendeleev's magnum opus
  3. 7. Makes the world go round
  4. 9. Where planes and ships (supposedly) go to disappear
  5. 11. Caught between a vampire and a werewolf
  6. 12. Failed child-taming method
  7. 15. Buddy's favourite
  8. 17. Puppets; we don't get to see them run
  9. 22. What isn't left
  10. 23. A creative, intelligent, witty, (conceited too, apparently) student
  11. 25. Phone home
  12. 26. Don't drink that, it's _!
  13. 27. They often whistle (Remember this?)
  14. 28. Tiny land octopus
Down
  1. 1. Casino's token waster
  2. 2. Valley girl's battle cry
  3. 3. Death by Nobel Prize-winning discovery, her name is _
  4. 4. Author's clogged creativity
  5. 5. What Heather prefers to crosswords
  6. 8. Have no soul
  7. 10. Buddy says you sit here
  8. 13. What did you say?
  9. 14. His pants are on fire
  10. 16. Distrusts people
  11. 18. Pulsing through adolescent bodies
  12. 19. Heterosexual life partners with Conan Doyle's creation
  13. 20. "It's half empty"
  14. 21. Et tu, _?
  15. 24. God's gift to office stationary; my vice