For my kids

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Across
  1. 2. David’s Chinese zodiac sign
  2. 3. Your Chinese zodiac sign
  3. 4. The Pontiac ______
  4. 6. Who said, “I’m teaching father the math!”
  5. 7. My favorite McElroy
  6. 8. “Shrimp! ______! Now!”
  7. 9. Boring Teddy’s favorite drink
  8. 12. “He is a liar, truly tremendous one, ask him to explain his _____”
  9. 15. “Blast, nothing but _____ to eat. How I long for a bit of bad flesh”
  10. 16. My Chinese zodiac sign
  11. 17. I cook an egg with a spoon
  12. 19. “Thank you, but I’d appreciate a more pragmatic salute. In other words, ________ me!”
  13. 20. Exclamation of excitement coined by Jake Peralta
  14. 23. What Griffin’s brothers tricked into eating raw at Olive Garden
  15. 25. Can you ____ a real sword?
  16. 26. Whose table should you protect with your lives?
  17. 30. “Glass _____, he love da fat kid”
  18. 32. Muffy’s last name
  19. 33. What month did Katie die?
Down
  1. 1. Danced Gina out for missing rehearsals
  2. 5. Acronym for the stupidly named blight of my existence
  3. 6. Who did I marry the first time I played Stardew Valley?
  4. 10. “A precise but not too _____ name”
  5. 11. “Even better than a plain _____”
  6. 13. Objectively, the worst vegetable. Tastes like earthworms
  7. 14. Fox’s last name - NOT from X-Files
  8. 15. Type of cult Travis might have accidentally started
  9. 18. Who is the best, sweetest dog in the world?
  10. 21. Thorin’s last name
  11. 22. Fox’s last name from the X-files
  12. 23. “Let’s break into the _____”
  13. 24. In Stardew Valley, what color chickens do you get after your 13-heart event with Alex?
  14. 27. “Just like I _____ it”
  15. 28. My sister’s middle name
  16. 29. Streetcar named ______ (Work of Fart)
  17. 31. ____ Jerry, friends with Origami Steve