freak's dictionary

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Across
  1. 3. maths with a rock-‘n’-rock beat
  2. 4. ignorance is bliss
  3. 5. shoes big enough to fit Maxwell Kane
  4. 7. a way to improve on the human condition
  5. 8. a source of knowledge, fun, and rude jokes
  6. 9. what the aardvark says when it eats ants
  7. 11. who can sneeze a hot dog through his nose
  8. 12. to expel hot air in the form of words
Down
  1. 1. a muscle that improves with exercise
  2. 2. a four-letter word for truth serum
  3. 3. what Sherlock Holmes said to dr Watson about where the food disappeared
  4. 6. the horizontal truth
  5. 9. a silly-looking creature that eats ants
  6. 10. a finger-powered computer