Funniest Lal Statement

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Across
  1. 1. A slight chuckle
  2. 3. What day is the Sabbath on?
  3. 5. 'Thanks' in Japanese
  4. 8. What do Crete, Java and Cuba have in common?
Down
  1. 2. Japanese word for Pervert
  2. 4. An extension of clue #4
  3. 6. A colossus in Greece
  4. 7. Musical about Royal Wives