Gay Bitches Are Bitches

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Across
  1. 4. If Elon Musk was hot
  2. 7. Sweet baby who does nothing wrong
  3. 8. Ambassador who moonlights as a slayqueen
  4. 9. Astronomer who can't get a fucking break
  5. 11. He desperately wants to be out on the field again
  6. 12. Somehow the one person who doesn't know magic and just punches things
  7. 14. Captain of the guard, into pegging
  8. 16. Secret cultist queen
Down
  1. 1. Incubus turned Garden Gnome turned Puppy Play
  2. 2. Ex-Pirate who turned bougie
  3. 3. Himbo doctor
  4. 5. Secretary who is secretly badass
  5. 6. Sleeping at high velocity, apparently
  6. 7. Guard who loves to gossip
  7. 10. Ambassador who is aggressively enby
  8. 13. Daddy who judges severely
  9. 15. Swan Lake defends racism at high speeds