Gil's pathetic birthday

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Across
  1. 2. Never wears white after Labor Day
  2. 3. Second to Tony
  3. 6. Lives on tootsie rolls
  4. 8. Dreams of rhinestone spurs
  5. 9. Defender of Diddy
  6. 10. Goes clubbing with Stephen Miller
Down
  1. 1. Loves the poorly educated
  2. 4. Purveyor of finest foods
  3. 5. Prays in the nude
  4. 7. Worships Applebees
  5. 11. Votes for donkeys