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Across
  1. 4. you are my
  2. 8. future female chief of state
  3. 9. an instant improvement to any jacket
  4. 10. incomplete stocking stuffer
  5. 11. in accordance with
  6. 14. a man who is too boring for long distance to work
  7. 18. emily's little game
  8. 20. 84 for $6
  9. 22. developmental condition shared by Helen's gorf and sister
  10. 24. dessert better frozen
  11. 26. tech accessory that leads to temporary social blindness when dead
  12. 27. to be walked across or listened to earnestly
Down
  1. 1. ideal tennis shoe color
  2. 2. the straightest lesbians
  3. 3. crochet friend abandoned in Princeton
  4. 5. jealous woman
  5. 6. a Classy Helen go-to bev
  6. 7. reality disguised as conspiracy (THE text)
  7. 10. the era Helen has entered
  8. 12. an excellent fruit
  9. 13. one of the many foods Helen taught Emily about
  10. 15. a dream (and real) romantically charged vacation destination
  11. 16. transport to be narrowly missed
  12. 17. a game to end relationships
  13. 19. a good morning and goodnight text
  14. 21. two letter initials for what could be our preferred dating service
  15. 23. born again
  16. 25. helen's little game