Gracie and Dougie: How well do you know us?

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Across
  1. 3. “The place where Dougie goes to disappear from society for an undisclosed amount of time.”
  2. 9. “The children's cartoon that has somehow been placed on Gracie's list of forbidden substances.”
  3. 11. “The number of brothers Gracie was issued at birth.”
  4. 13. “The only food group Dougie has chosen to recognize.”
  5. 14. “The month in which the neighbor situation escalated.”
  6. 16. “The word Dougie apparently couldn't wait for me to say first.”
  7. 19. “The place that ruined ordinary tacos for me forever.”
  8. 20. “Two words that caused an immediate and completely reasonable amount of panic.”
  9. 22. “Four letters. One girlfriend. Zero approval.”
  10. 23. “The movie that answered the question nobody asked: ‘Could watching someone suffer for two hours be considered entertainment?’”
  11. 25. “The sport that accidentally became our relationship's unpaid matchmaker.”
Down
  1. 1. “The individual responsible for saying the three words before I could steal the moment.”
  2. 2. “The baseball team I apparently had to marry into emotionally.”
  3. 4. “The innocent bystander caught in the crossfire between Dougie and a golf simulator.”
  4. 5. “Two detectives, one fake psychic, and two people on a couch who contribute absolutely nothing to the investigation.”
  5. 6. “The event where our top-secret operation suffered a catastrophic security breach.”
  6. 7. “The answer that isn't a location, despite technically being one.”
  7. 8. “The sport we both played before apparently deciding we needed a much more complicated team.”
  8. 10. “The public transportation vehicle where this whole mess started without the knowledge of the other party.”
  9. 12. “A word I have personally done more work for than most people do in a lifetime.”
  10. 15. “A royal position awarded to a man with no kingdom, no crown, and an unreasonable amount of shower time.”
  11. 17. “A perfectly ordinary number that became suspiciously important on September 19, 2025.”
  12. 18. “The number of brothers Dougie was issued at birth.”
  13. 21. “The original relationship status, back when things were considerably less complicated.”
  14. 24. “A dog who shares a name with a stadium and somehow managed to become part of our first-date lore.”