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Across
  1. 2. Complicated numbers that turn adults into children
  2. 5. Dark potion that transforms zombies into humans
  3. 6. A secret you forget the moment you set it
  4. 8. Treasure map in the sky with no end
  5. 12. A shopping list that always forgets itself
  6. 13. The sky crying on your picnic plans
  7. 15. The modern version of endless letters you wish would stop
  8. 17. Internet jokes that explain life better than books
  9. 18. The "short break" that steals whole afternoons
  10. 19. A money plan that reality laughs at
  11. 20. Papers that always demand but never give
Down
  1. 1. Moving slowly while standing still
  2. 3. The finish line procrastinators suddenly sprint toward
  3. 4. The daily villain that ends your dreams with noise
  4. 7. The most powerful button on Earth
  5. 9. The invisible force stronger than gravity
  6. 10. The weekly plot twist no one asked for
  7. 11. A circle that slices happiness into triangles
  8. 12. Information that travels faster than WiFi
  9. 14. Money that leaves your account faster than it came
  10. 16. The mountain of fabric that grows if ignored
  11. 17. Group talks where nothing gets decided