Guess the Anime From Strange Descriptions

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Across
  1. 2. He loves his wife who may or may not exist
  2. 4. American schools, but the teacher encourages it
  3. 5. Mind-reading girl discovers her parents are xenophobic
  4. 6. Zootopia but with gore and a bit more extreme racism
  5. 10. Kid gets molested in a photography club but it's okay because the outro is amazing
  6. 15. Guy stays a virgin his whole life, touches his boss, and isn't a virgin anymore after that
  7. 17. Beautiful man lures freckled girl with an ox bezoar
  8. 18. Boy loses balls (notice how this is literally just the description of the anime)
  9. 19. Kid eats hair and gets powers that break his fingers on purpose
  10. 21. We love trash, except when we don't
  11. 22. Cross-dresser joins club full of guys that are teetering on the border between homophobic and gay
  12. 23. A kid gets turned into a fox furry with lots of tails and becomes a ninja
  13. 24. A perverted clown follows two twelve year olds who are trying to find a bummy father figure
  14. 27. Kid eats fingers and gets a guy inside him
  15. 28. The non-english dubbed version is lost media at this point
  16. 30. Young boy leaves home and comes back to Michael Jackson's "Thriller" music video but with more gore and the dead people stay dead
  17. 31. No, kids, no new nicknames for you. Go fight vampires instead
  18. 32. Kid gets an organ transplant and drinks tons of coffee
Down
  1. 1. Boy hunts devils with girl who isn't girl and is a devil but is not hunted by boy
  2. 3. A talking bear convinces kids to kill each other
  3. 7. Pretty girl is perfect but couldn't tell you
  4. 8. Kid dies on mountain and comes back gayer than ever
  5. 9. Soccer player plays with puzzle pieces on the field
  6. 11. Stretchy kid wants to be a monarch but he can't swim
  7. 12. Short blondie somehow bags a baddie princess while his best friend dates a loli-girl
  8. 13. Teen girl gets kissed and gets a harem with a snake, two birds, and a fox
  9. 14. Giant people without certain... assets eat harnessed men in the woods
  10. 16. They should've been lesbians but one of them cared more about strawberry glasses
  11. 20. Girl finds a cute boy inside of the girl's toilet who turns her into a fish
  12. 25. Kid eats chips and kills criminals
  13. 26. Dead writers take in furry
  14. 29. Girl meets cat who knows other cat who knows other girl who knows girls that are the solar system but magical