Half-Birthday/Tonsillectomy/New Job Party

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Across
  1. 2. bonus If you see this on a job posting, never apply for that job
  2. 5. feeding If someone can't eat, Shannon will write orders
  3. 8. November and December birthdays (hottest bitches of all)
  4. 10. Shannon's degree in school
  5. 12. Spinoff of Seinfeld, informally
  6. 13. You can make little animals from this hobby
  7. 15. Preferred treat while I out of commission
  8. 18. Surgical procedure
  9. 19. home A good place to volunteer to help with bingo
  10. 21. Vacation spot to visit a friend
  11. 23. The next location Shannon will be working
  12. 25. Sopranos, Scary TV show about waste management
  13. 27. Classification of my current birth year
Down
  1. 1. Who I served at work
  2. 3. Controlled cherry-flavored substance
  3. 4. Old coworker that didn't even make it three months
  4. 6. Hill Cutest area in Saint Paul
  5. 7. Vegas Vacation spot to elope and celebrate a birthday
  6. 9. Shannon's age
  7. 11. Shift Shannon's tonsillectomy song choice
  8. 14. and milk Favorite snack of old people
  9. 16. At least two people here will never get this ever again
  10. 17. Something frequently spelled wrong/job title
  11. 20. party Theme for today's event
  12. 22. I was too frazzled to make this homemade
  13. 24. Month Excessive rainbow merchandise
  14. 26. weeks, Usual amount of time to tell your employer you're done