Halloween Corny Jokes

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Across
  1. 2. Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their ____.
  2. 3. Where do spiders do their shopping? On the ____.
  3. 5. Why can't skeletons play church music? Because they don't have ______.
  4. 7. What subject to witches study in school?
  5. 10. Why did the vampire go to the doctor? It was ______.
Down
  1. 1. What did the skeleton order at the restaurant? Spare ____.
  2. 2. Why don't vampires eat beef? They don't like _______.
  3. 3. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
  4. 4. Why did the skeleton skip the prom? Because he had no ____ to go with.
  5. 6. Why don't ghosts shower? It dampens their ______.
  6. 8. Why did the cyclops quit its teaching job? It only had one _______.
  7. 9. Why was Cinderella bad at football? Because she had a pumpkin for a _____.