Halloween jokes

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Across
  1. 2. Who do witches call for breakfast while on vacation? ___.
  2. 4. What is the first sign your house is haunted? Your ___ are missing.
  3. 5. Why did the vampires cancel the baseball game? Because they couldn’t find their ___.
  4. 6. How does a scarecrow drink his juice? With a ___.
  5. 8. When do skeletons laugh? When something tickles their funny ___.
  6. 9. What do you call a skeleton that sits around all day? A ___.
  7. 12. What do demons eat for breakfast? Deviled ___.
Down
  1. 1. What is Frankenstein’s favorite summertime food? ___
  2. 3. What do black cats like to eat on hot days? ___ cream cones.
  3. 5. Why can’t Dracula play baseball? He lost his ___.
  4. 6. What is the most important subject a witch learns in school? ___.
  5. 7. What kind of music do mummies like most? ___ music.
  6. 10. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom? He had no ___ to dance with.
  7. 11. What street does a vampire live on? A dead ___.