Happy 50th Birthday, Baby Cakes!

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Across
  1. 2. A delightfully sweet pastry-themed pet name just for you
  2. 5. The rubbery, squeaky army currently occupying our home
  3. 8. Your highly competitive, eyes-closed weekend sport
  4. 10. The cat-hermit who famously resided inside a mattress
  5. 11. Half a century of looking absolutely fabulous
  6. 12. A spicy feline mix of attitude, bites, and scratches
  7. 13. Our newly adopted, horned NFL squad
Down
  1. 1. The furry cheese-fiend who guards the refrigerator door
  2. 3. The monogram of our outdoor feline trio
  3. 4. The Dunder Mifflin crossword enthusiast presenting this very grid
  4. 6. Your absolute favorite dark elixir of life
  5. 7. The official pie sponsor of our lazy Saturday nights
  6. 9. Chief gravity tester for counter-top cat treats
  7. 14. Our resident provider of uninvited wet willys