Happy Birthday!

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Across
  1. 3. Where Nixon's campaign manager went to drown their sorrows, in a French accent, after an ill-fated campaign stop?
  2. 7. "Not convenient for anything" according to noted location-shamer Thera Naiman
  3. 9. Bane of my iTunes library, and a few mornings with you
  4. 12. Bane of my transport, and formerly, my GI tract
  5. 14. Narsil's original wielder, if 'S' and 'T' "is in it", to a French speaker?
  6. 16. A NORMAL THING THAT MANY PEOPLE HAVE, DAMMIT
  7. 17. "Ok...I see you"
  8. 18. As moody as her non-namesake
  9. 19. "Try it, it might change your mind", I said hopefully
  10. 20. Une Paloise, historically and cartographically, dans l'est?
  11. 21. Response to "I'm finally cleaning my room"
Down
  1. 1. Worn by me as an involuntary and amusing historical form of penance for dating you?
  2. 2. Inferior to the eastern-dwelling Paloise, despite your protests
  3. 4. You're as far out out of my league as he was from home
  4. 5. "Good fucking luck" getting you to use one in an email or feel one in a hospital bed, apparently
  5. 6. Basically a sports car
  6. 8. Makes you feel like a spy
  7. 10. Thief of thermal comfort
  8. 11. On m'a présenté à tes parents, donc; expressed in Cartesian fashion
  9. 13. How far did we think I lived from here?
  10. 15. Woman who hit me in the face with a stick