Happy Birthday, Aron!

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Across
  1. 3. I hope this gift doesn't make you commit _________.
  2. 8. Your favorite weapon.
  3. 10. Our first encounter here made you laugh.
  4. 11. "This is why you don't give a _________ an inch." - Aron, 2020
  5. 13. I am very...
  6. 14. Aren't you surprised I didn't include anything _________?
  7. 15. My wife who, unfortunately, has betrayed me to live with you.
  8. 16. This is what I called you before I knew your name (cringe).
  9. 17. My zodiac sign (which means we're really compatible!)
Down
  1. 1. I am very _________ to have you as my friend.
  2. 2. We both unironically say this occasionally, and it's awful.
  3. 3. When we cuddle, you are the little _________.
  4. 4. My favorite weapon!
  5. 5. When you're all done with this, let me give you a _________!
  6. 6. I call you this too frequently!
  7. 7. Your zodiac sign!
  8. 8. You are my _________.
  9. 9. Your favorite thing to say!
  10. 12. Another word for your harem. Let me join!