Happy Birthday Dan! Clues are Gene Adjacent.

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Across
  1. 4. When you open this item, Gene will come squawking like a Philadelphia Eagle defensive tackle, who also played for the Bears.
  2. 5. an insult for a group of douchers.
  3. 6. "the commerce comet" yankee
  4. 7. liar liar, Gene sleeps nestled here
Down
  1. 1. Walter White opened one of these to clean his money.
  2. 2. This Disney song title one is more of a Jellybean napping place. Gene likes it better above.
  3. 3. don't forget a ______! Also a Gene nap space.