Happy Birthday Joanna!

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Across
  1. 1. The tastiest pig.
  2. 3. Cafe ...
  3. 4. "No ...!"
  4. 7. Don and Pete and other hotties in suits.
  5. 8. What kind of train?
  6. 12. The artist the creepy taxi driver bonded with you over.
  7. 13. ...Rhumba!
  8. 14. Goodbye Gally, Hello *** pizza
  9. 17. Your favourite thing
  10. 21. Arguably the best Chinese in Dundee
  11. 22. The junk belonging to a man.
  12. 23. Heather, Portugal, Bath,Littlest ...
  13. 25. We are always this table.
  14. 27. "He would get it and get it ***."
  15. 28. There will be none of this on Southfork.
Down
  1. 1. St. Johns was once a ...?
  2. 2. Jeremy Irons' castle
  3. 5. The Dreaded 'N' Word
  4. 6. 24601
  5. 9. "It's true!"
  6. 10. The colour of Walter's Product
  7. 11. "I've made a huge..."
  8. 14. It's NOT a club
  9. 15. Our local
  10. 16. Edward or Jacob?
  11. 18. The Dreaded 'L' Word
  12. 19. Malibu and ...?
  13. 20. What Dallas hotty said the following "Love is for pussies." Delightful.
  14. 24. "What ***?" "The *** on the f***ing table!"
  15. 26. "Are you married or are you ...?"