Happy Birthday Miss Sahlolbei!

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Across
  1. 2. What do you call it when sodium chloride punches you in the face?
  2. 4. What element is a girl's future best friend?
  3. 9. What I gave to you today. Hint: It's sweet.
  4. 11. What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walked into his bar?
  5. 12. Your favorite class period.
  6. 13. It means laughing. Hint: its letters are within your last name.
  7. 14. The person Nicole writes letters to.
  8. 15. What should you do with a dead chemist?
  9. 16. You are having one of these the day I am gone. :(
Down
  1. 1. I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite. He said, "_______." Hint: look at the atomic abbreviations.
  2. 3. What atomic #71 + #23 = ?
  3. 5. Old chemists never die, they just stop ________.
  4. 6. Your favorite shape.
  5. 7. What I say to you on Friday.
  6. 8. What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of helium?
  7. 10. How often do I tell a chemistry joke?