Happy Birthday Puzzle

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  1. 4. If Joel voted for the 13th President of the U.S., he would have voted for (the last Whig to hold the office):
  2. 7. If Joel buys 12 donuts and receives 13, this is called a:
  3. 10. Since Joel's birthday falls on a Friday this year, we hope that he doesn't suffer from:
  4. 11. If Joel were a fan of the NFL team with 13 league championships (the most), he would cheer for the:
  5. 12. If Joel lived in the 13th state to join the Union (with the Griffins on Spooner Street in Quahog), in which state would he live?
  6. 13. When Joels birthday falls on a Friday, this means that the first day of the month was a:
Down
  1. 1. If Joel wrote 13 in Roman numerals, he would write:
  2. 2. Presumably, Joel supports the 13th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution which 'outlawed':
  3. 3. When Joel's birthday does not fall on a Friday, we still hope that he doesn't suffer from (three and ten fear):
  4. 5. BONUS QUESTION - Who's our favorite co-worker with a birthday today?
  5. 6. If Joel is watching the movie Apollo 13, he's watching a movie directed by (actual launch time: 1:13 pm = 13:13):
  6. 8. If Joel is watching channel 13, out of Indianapolis, he's watching channel (call letters):
  7. 9. If Joel were at the last supper, he would have seen ___ dip his bread at the same time as Jesus?
  8. 14. If Joel were to recite the 13th letter of the Greek alphabet, he would say: