hitchhikers guild to the galaxy

2. the third worst form of poetry in the universe
4. a small, yellow, leechlike fish, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe.
7. the second most intelligent creatures on earth
8. the second most intelligent computer in the universe
9. A planet That was the home of this industry, where hyperspatial engineers sucked matter through white holes in space to form it into dream planets - gold planets, platinum planets, soft rubber planets with lots of earthquakes - all lovingly made to meet the exacting standards that the Galaxy's richest men had naturally come to expect.
10. The best drink in existence, its the equivalent of having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
13. A bunch of mindless jerks that were the first ones up against the wall when the Revolution came.
14. A predecessor to the Deep Thought computer. Manufactured on the planet Earth by a relatively unknown company called Digital Equipment Corporation.
15. the most intelligent creatures on earth

1. a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a brush, but very very ravenous
3. a faster-than-light drive, it cause who ever uses it to pass through every conceivable point in every conceivable universe almost simultaneously
5. the most useful things an interstellar hitchhiker can have
6. a super intelligent shade of the color blue
11. the third most intelligent creatures on earth
12. a fabulously beautiful planet that is now so worried about the cumulative erosion by ten billion visiting tourists a year that any net imbalance between the amount you eat and the amount you excrete while on the planet is surgically removed from you body weight when you leave: so every time you go to the lavatory there it is vitally important to get a receipt.