Homophone Riddles and Jokes

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Across
  1. 2. What are the strongest creatures in the ocean?:______________
  2. 3. What don't grizzlies wear shoes? Because they like to walk around in their _____ feet.: ___________
  3. 4. What do you call two pears?
  4. 5. What is ice cream's favorite day of the week?:___________
  5. 6. What do you call an undecorated aircraft?:____________
  6. 9. What did the chess piece say before bed?:______________
Down
  1. 1. What animal loves writing letters?: ___________
  2. 3. What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do? :____________
  3. 5. What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long time, no ____! :__________
  4. 7. What vegetables do sailboats hate the most?: ___________
  5. 8. What animal always cries?: _____________