Horrible Dad Jokes for Christmas

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Across
  1. 4. One-legged hippopotamus
  2. 6. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring
  3. 9. Snowman tantrum
  4. 12. Christmas elves favorite music
  5. 14. What do snowmen smell
  6. 15. Opposite of a tsunami
  7. 16. Santa walking backwards says
  8. 18. Pig that lost its voice
  9. 20. The reindeer feared by dinosaurs
  10. 22. A clown holding the door open for you is a nice
  11. 23. Why you shouldn’t fight Santa Clause
  12. 24. Ninja shoes
Down
  1. 1. You can’t make dad jokes if you’re not a dad, that’s a
  2. 2. Untrustworthy trees
  3. 3. Difference in Christmas alphabet
  4. 5. Falls at the North Pole but never hurt
  5. 7. Singing in the shower
  6. 8. Comedy during quarantine
  7. 10. Dentist Time
  8. 11. Blue and not very heavy
  9. 13. Only the letter E got Christmas presents this year cause all the other letters were
  10. 17. But put me in summer and I’ll be a
  11. 19. Population of Ireland’s biggest city growing so much it’s
  12. 21. David Hasselhoff has started calling himself “The Hoff.” It’s less of a