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Across
  1. 2. What parents grant to infants lacking neck strength
  2. 4. Elements of the alphabet parents discard for pretension
  3. 7. Surname of the Texas Governor who named his daughter Ima
  4. 13. Luxury brand name used by parents hoping for prestige
  5. 14. Description of the cruel playground arena
  6. 16. Country where a judge renamed Talula Does The Hula
  7. 18. Description of the sleep-deprived amateur parents
  8. 22. Son with a name from a tragic history of trailblaizing
  9. 23. A nature noun used as a blank canvas name
  10. 25. A safe and understandable gender-neutral name
  11. 26. The decline of this is signaled by middle class naming
  12. 28. Where a warlord might be found beheading enemies
  13. 29. The debut of this replaces a simple human being
  14. 36. When a girl named Grace trips over flat surfaces
  15. 37. Officials the child must correct for a lifetime
  16. 38. A name is now treated like the launch of this
  17. 39. The merciful nickname for Nicholas Barbon
  18. 40. Category for parents wanting to shatter the glass ceiling
  19. 42. Where luxury-named children might sound like inventory
  20. 44. Creative spelling of Kaitlyn using Roman numerals
  21. 45. The first name of the author of the experiment
  22. 47. Ancient runestones used by history-loving parents
  23. 48. Type of naming where the label sets behavior in motion
  24. 49. Small and angry animal that a root word might actually mean
Down
  1. 1. Guttural title fit for a warlord in Gaul
  2. 3. First name of the Crimefighter celebrity child
  3. 5. Why parents prefer a K over a C
  4. 6. Clay tablets used to find names with weight
  5. 8. People who will mispronounce creative names forever
  6. 9. Rhyming name given as an example of Scrabble tile chaos
  7. 10. Game associated with parents who shake a bag of tiles
  8. 11. A blank version of this is sought by pioneers of neutrality
  9. 12. Truncated version of Maximilian the Great
  10. 15. Claimed pronunciation for a name like a cat on a keyboard
  11. 17. Predator name given by nature lovers
  12. 19. Scent associated with Archaeologist parents
  13. 20. The reality tool that smooths out parental pretensions
  14. 21. The uniqueness of this is insulted by the name John
  15. 24. What "Beloved Princess" might actually mean you own
  16. 27. 17th-century group who treated naming like a sermon
  17. 30. Family name of the man with a sentence for a name
  18. 31. Daughter named after heavy machinery
  19. 32. The vehicle of life featuring name bumper stickers
  20. 33. The ink is barely dry on this document application
  21. 34. One of two things the marketing team parents run on
  22. 35. Physical attribute a six-pound infant lacks
  23. 41. First name of the Hogg daughter who lived a philanthropic life
  24. 43. First name of a celebrity child whose middle name is Inspektor
  25. 46. The last name of the author of the experiment