Human Life

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Across
  1. 3. When you finally buy the thing Instagram ads keep pushing.
  2. 7. Customer service voice: activated.
  3. 8. What your inner voice does when you forget your password.
  4. 13. – The vibe at a Vegas bachelorette party.
  5. 14. That “maybe” text that actually means “no.”
  6. 15. Your attempt at parallel parking.
  7. 16. How your cooking turned out when you “eyeballed” the recipe.
  8. 18. The roast that goes one joke too far.
  9. 19. Every person who tries to “just wing it” in Excel.
  10. 23. Learning through trial, error, and crying.
  11. 24. Where your anxiety always sits: right next to you.
  12. 28. Your playlist: emo, K-pop, Gregorian chants.
  13. 30. Texting your ex at 2 a.m., no regrets.
  14. 31. That group project where only one person worked.
  15. 33. Interns trying to lead a Zoom call.
  16. 34. Unshakable, like your friend who still thinks the Earth is flat.
Down
  1. 1. The friend who texts first. Every. Time.
  2. 2. Your uncle’s holiday dinner speech, sponsored by rage.
  3. 4. Like doom-scrolling past midnight.
  4. 5. What your tweets do when you're “just joking.”
  5. 6. Flattery in the form of “You’re so brave for wearing that.”
  6. 9. Your one friend who makes small talk feel like therapy.
  7. 10. That random road trip to “clear your head.”
  8. 11. Your reaction to pineapple on pizza. Or bad grammar.
  9. 12. Your to-do list after a weekend off.
  10. 17. The 38th motivational quote in your Instagram feed.
  11. 19. A TikTok rant that starts with “I’m not usually like this, but…”
  12. 20. When Netflix says the show is “based on true events.”
  13. 21. What you hope your boss’s emails will do.
  14. 22. Like believing one more “snooze” won’t hurt.
  15. 25. The opposite of your desk at 3 a.m.
  16. 26. The weather forecast of your social life: partly toxic.
  17. 27. You, multitasking badly but still impressively.
  18. 29. When your student loans feel like organized theft.
  19. 32. Still paying for Spotify Premium? That’s loyalty.