Humorous crossword clues related to weather

1. Atmospheric condition that transforms cautious drivers into terrified turtles
5. Instrument that confirms what your aching joints already told you
8. Painful reminder that clouds are sneakier than they look
9. Atmospheric boundary whose arrival is announced by neighbors taking in porch furniture
10. Wind formation making trailer parks mysteriously attractive
12. Mathematical formula for making cold temperatures sound even worse
17. Nature's timpani that sends dogs into hiding
20. Lotion applied only after turning lobster-red
21. Mother Nature's excuse to cancel school and cause grocery store panic

1. Daily prediction that's somehow both vague and specific, yet rarely accurate
2. Professional whose job security depends on being wrong only 30% of the time
3. Tiny crystalline structure capable of paralyzing entire cities in the South
4. Extended dry spell that ends precisely when you plan outdoor activities
6. Nature's flashbulb, capturing terrified expressions at outdoor events
7. Item always left at home when skies suddenly darken
11. Weather phenomenon worth exactly one social media post
13. Frozen projectiles sent to damage your car precisely one week after insurance renewal
14. Extended dry spell inspiring elaborate rain dances from desperate gardeners
15. Temperature scale that confuses Americans into wearing either too many or too few layers
16. Precipitation that can't decide whether to be rain or snow, so chooses to be awful instead
18. Nature's way of giving everyone a bad hair day simultaneously
19. Rain delivery system that arrives just after you've washed your car