I am out, right in front of you, dummies! :P

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Across
  1. 1. Ibs or celiac? Stay away from me!!!
  2. 3. My origin is the eternal paradox!
  3. 4. Provolone, Gorgonzola, Camembert
  4. 7. To flatter, compliment insincerely
  5. 8. Durian, Cherimoya, Rambutan
  6. 9. Skyr, Greek, Plain
Down
  1. 1. The worst vacation memorabilia!
  2. 2. Palang, Mator, Kumro, Rashun
  3. 5. You can't do without me- not now not ever!!!
  4. 6. Bacio, nocciola, pera