I am out, right in front of you, dummies! :P

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Across
  1. 1. Ibs or celiac? Stay away from me!!!
  2. 2. Skyr, Greek, Plain
  3. 4. To flatter, compliment insincerely
  4. 5. Provolone, Gorgonzola, Camembert
  5. 8. You can't do without me- not now not ever!!!
  6. 9. Bacio, nocciola, pera
Down
  1. 1. The worst vacation memorabilia!
  2. 3. Palang, Mator, Kumro, Rashun
  3. 6. My origin is the eternal paradox!
  4. 7. Durian, Cherimoya, Rambutan