"I Couldn't Think Of A Clever Title But I Just Wanted To Let You Know That I Like You A Whole Bunch" The Crossword

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Across
  1. 2. "[L]ike a less-seasoned empanada"
  2. 3. Correct spelling of Sammy's full name
  3. 7. Debut single from an MN-based electronic artist, as well as debut single on many an iPod
  4. 10. Joe Pera is from the UP, which makes him a ______.
  5. 12. Host of 1932, 1984, and 2028 Summer Olympics, and the seat of the most populous county in the U.S.
  6. 13. Wax worthy of war
  7. 15. Last name of protagonist in How Green Was My Valley and middle name of Sammy Lett
  8. 16. President born in Iowa, or famed vacuum brand (some would say they both sucked)
Down
  1. 1. State fruit/muffin of New York
  2. 4. First letter of the Hebrew alphabet
  3. 5. Oval-shaped Scandinavian pastry which also mimics the shape of the Earth
  4. 6. America's favorite cookie, 45 of which are patiently waiting to be eaten by Cam and Sammy
  5. 8. Banned in the U.S. and forbidden as a trivia answer
  6. 9. Current number of wins that Cam has accrued in the crossword mini showdown
  7. 11. Propulsion-powered mode of transportation, or affection-powered method of cuddling
  8. 13. NOT the state mammal of Wisconsin
  9. 14. Iowa college town