I made a crossword
Across
- 2. an immaculate calmness
- 4. comically askew
- 8. I don't know if I should write this hint
- 13. the patron saint of love, marriage, and the mentally ill
- 14. loud, short wimper
- 16. big city
- 19. garden of trees
- 24. yellow
- 27. an adjective specifically for describing fat bottom girls that make the rockin' world go 'round
- 29. both a flower and a color
- 32. to get conked out after a bonk to the dome
- 34. Sorry, I'm way too lazy to use a word this big or offer a hint that'd help.
- 36. the flower that asks you to please remember it
- 38. a football field
- 40. Major arcana card number twenty
- 43. the first bird
- 45. hunter of the weak
- 47. to regress
- 48. to satisfy a thirst
- 53. "We unkindled are worthless. Can't even die right. Gives me ______."
- 54. cream cheese and red chocolate
- 55. the wound is getting worse
- 58. the most egotistical flower
- 60. epithet of chicago
- 61. the dumbest shade of red there is
- 62. worthy of mockery
- 63. "Good _____! That sure was impressive, mister!"
- 65. fake leather
- 66. confirmation done with the head
- 69. spinning toy on a stick
- 71. Sorry, this hint was was stolen by someone
- 73. stiff upper lip, nose high to the sky
- 74. those who hate what they don't recognize
- 75. here lies King Arthur
Down
- 1. cute bird of prey
- 3. thinking without reaching a conclusion
- 5. really, really red
- 6. the sun's rays are trying to kill us; block them out by smearing cream on your body
- 7. duck noise
- 9. just a sip
- 10. Some guy named Gideon played a trumpet or something and destroyed the walls of this city
- 11. change from the ground up
- 12. puff out your chest and act like a man
- 15. 26 Fe 55.845
- 17. antithetical to the acapella
- 18. a wistful desire
- 20. diet depression, sounds French
- 21. the opposite of an attic
- 22. a beast, an energy drink, and an unruly person
- 23. pretty girl
- 25. because I need somebody, not just anybody
- 26. fancy Chinese green
- 28. the strike from below
- 30. a scientist that likes to pin butterflies
- 31. heavy emotional damage
- 32. a small breeze
- 33. the fruitiest of all birds
- 35. to cut away
- 37. the back fin of a shark
- 38. thick slime of dubious origin
- 39. the virtue of self-moderation
- 41. the helix that opens the bottle
- 42. the plumber's choice of interjection
- 43. doctor repellant
- 44. Read this hint out loud instead of writing it down
- 46. the most kissable of all flowers
- 49. a superhero with a misleading name
- 50. a glowing endorsement
- 51. this hint is absolutely flawless
- 52. I can see right through this hint
- 56. the greenest of all sins
- 57. twins that don't look alike
- 59. describes city folk, and is ironically the last name of a famous country singer
- 64. egg-shaped
- 67. This hint is very fly
- 68. in dire need of a comb
- 70. ugly old lady
- 72. the death knot