I made a crossword

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Across
  1. 3. I delegated the writing of this hint to my cousin not because he deserved it, but because he's my cousin
  2. 6. the helix that opens the bottle
  3. 7. garden of trees
  4. 10. 26 Fe 55.845
  5. 11. an immaculate calmness
  6. 14. to satisfy a thirst
  7. 16. to cut away
  8. 20. the back fin of a shark
  9. 22. describes city folk, and is ironically the last name of a famous country singer
  10. 24. Major arcana card number twenty
  11. 25. a grievance
  12. 26. pretty girl
  13. 28. "Good _____! That sure was impressive, mister!"
  14. 38. I probably didn't need to write yet another hint like this
  15. 40. ugly old lady
  16. 41. to regress
  17. 42. here lies King Arthur
  18. 43. cute bird of prey
  19. 45. slick
  20. 46. the fruitiest of all birds
  21. 47. horseplay, mischief, or some other such innocent shenanigans
  22. 51. loud, short wimper
  23. 52. those who hate what they don't recognize
  24. 54. the sun's rays are trying to kill us; block them out by smearing cream on your body
  25. 55. a small breeze
  26. 60. the plumber's choice of interjection
  27. 61. please, do it again
  28. 65. hunter of the weak
  29. 68. stiff upper lip, nose high to the sky
  30. 70. diet depression, sounds French
  31. 71. spinning toy on a stick
  32. 72. duck noise
  33. 75. the patron saint of love, marriage, and the mentally ill
  34. 76. in dire need of a comb
  35. 77. to be justified in one's actions
  36. 78. both a flower and a color
  37. 79. Some guy named Gideon played a trumpet or something and destroyed the walls of this city
  38. 82. cream cheese and red chocolate
  39. 84. the opposite of an attic
  40. 86. the death knot
  41. 87. to shower with love
  42. 88. spotted big cat
  43. 89. a small test
  44. 93. heavy emotional damage
  45. 94. fake leather
  46. 95. a recently popular superhero with a misleading name
  47. 96. rude and unpleasant in a way that it's hard to ignore
Down
  1. 1. childish
  2. 2. epithet of chicago
  3. 4. an adjective specifically for describing fat bottom girls that make the rockin' world go 'round
  4. 5. a beast, an energy drink, or an unruly person
  5. 8. yellow
  6. 9. the strike from below
  7. 10. antithetical to the acapella
  8. 12. a scientist that likes to pin butterflies
  9. 13. the flower that asks you to please remember it
  10. 15. the most egotistical flower
  11. 17. to increase the clock rate of a computer beyond the speed the manufacturer intended
  12. 18. doctor repellant
  13. 19. the most kissable of all flowers
  14. 21. I can see right through this hint
  15. 23. the first bird
  16. 27. twins that don't look alike
  17. 29. Read this hint out loud instead of writing it down
  18. 30. big city
  19. 31. a watercolor painting done on wet plaster
  20. 32. thick slime of dubious origin
  21. 33. a football field
  22. 34. the greenest of all sins
  23. 35. the wound is getting worse
  24. 36. a quality of playful oddness that reads as endearing
  25. 37. a wistful desire
  26. 39. kin; a specific type of thing
  27. 44. common name for the western gorilla
  28. 48. Sorry, I'm way too lazy to use a word this big or offer a hint that'd help.
  29. 49. I don't know if I should write this hint
  30. 50. this hint is absolutely flawless
  31. 53. Sorry, this hint was was stolen by someone
  32. 56. to get conked out after a bonk to the dome
  33. 57. change from the ground up
  34. 58. the virtue of self-moderation
  35. 59. The seven sisters, daughters of the Titan Atlas, and also a bunch of stars for some reason.
  36. 62. the dumbest shade of red there is
  37. 63. thinking without reaching a conclusion
  38. 64. to throw, or to throw up
  39. 66. egg-shaped
  40. 67. because I need somebody, not just anybody
  41. 69. This hint is very fly
  42. 73. Listen, you can either solve this word from the hint, or you can fail to finish the crossword. Your choice.
  43. 74. a term coined by Richard Dawkins to describe an idea that permeates itself in the same way that a gene might do
  44. 79. fancy Chinese green
  45. 80. a glowing endorsement
  46. 81. worthy of mockery
  47. 83. comically askew
  48. 84. "We unkindled are worthless. Can't even die right. Gives me ______."
  49. 85. ascension to godhood
  50. 86. confirmation done with the head
  51. 89. just a sip
  52. 90. really, really red
  53. 91. divine wind
  54. 92. puff out your chest and act like a man