I made a crossword
Across
- 2. the wound is getting worse
- 3. the strike from below
- 4. hunter of the weak
- 7. just a sip
- 9. the patron saint of love, marriage, and the mentally ill
- 10. the fruitiest of all birds
- 14. a watercolor painting done on wet plaster
- 17. Some guy named Gideon played a trumpet or something and destroyed the walls of this city
- 18. ascension to godhood
- 21. duck noise
- 22. the dumbest shade of red there is
- 23. an adjective specifically for describing fat bottom girls that make the rockin' world go 'round
- 24. common name for the western gorilla
- 25. a recently popular superhero with a misleading name
- 27. the opposite of an attic
- 30. the plumber's choice of interjection
- 32. I don't know if I should write this hint
- 33. diet depression, sounds French
- 35. to satisfy a thirst
- 37. spotted big cat
- 38. to shower with love
- 39. the most egotistical flower
- 40. ugly old lady
- 41. twins that don't look alike
- 42. in dire need of a comb
- 43. yellow
- 48. kin; a specific type of thing
- 49. stiff upper lip, nose high to the sky
- 50. those who hate what they don't recognize
- 51. the death knot
- 52. to increase the clock rate of a computer beyond the speed the manufacturer intended
- 53. egg-shaped
- 54. a term coined by Richard Dawkins to describe an idea that permeates itself in the same way that a gene might do
- 57. the most kissable of all flowers
- 58. a scientist that likes to pin butterflies
- 65. a quality of playful oddness that reads as endearing
- 67. change from the ground up
- 68. cute bird of prey
- 70. fancy Chinese green
- 71. I delegated the writing of this hint to my cousin not because he deserved it, but because he's my cousin
- 74. slick
- 75. heavy emotional damage
- 76. to throw, or to throw up
- 78. the virtue of self-moderation
- 83. "We unkindled are worthless. Can't even die right. Gives me ______."
- 84. comically askew
- 89. horseplay, mischief, or some other such innocent shenanigans
- 90. loud, short wimper
- 91. doctor repellant
- 92. really, really red
- 93. a glowing endorsement
- 94. to get conked out after a bonk to the dome
- 95. This hint is very fly
- 96. the sun's rays are trying to kill us; block them out by smearing cream on your body
- 97. a football field
Down
- 1. the helix that opens the bottle
- 2. the flower that asks you to please remember it
- 3. describes city folk, and is ironically the last name of a famous country singer
- 5. 26 Fe 55.845
- 6. because I need somebody, not just anybody
- 8. the first bird
- 11. antithetical to the acapella
- 12. big city
- 13. I probably didn't need to write yet another hint like this
- 15. divine wind
- 16. worthy of mockery
- 19. to cut away
- 20. confirmation done with the head
- 23. cream cheese and red chocolate
- 26. a wistful desire
- 28. Sorry, I'm way too lazy to use a word this big or offer a hint that'd help.
- 29. a small test
- 31. Major arcana card number twenty
- 34. puff out your chest and act like a man
- 36. the back fin of a shark
- 44. here lies King Arthur
- 45. thinking without reaching a conclusion
- 46. to regress
- 47. an immaculate calmness
- 50. I can see right through this hint
- 55. to be justified in one's actions
- 56. the greenest of all sins
- 59. Read this hint out loud instead of writing it down
- 60. garden of trees
- 61. thick slime of dubious origin
- 62. fake leather
- 63. childish
- 64. a beast, an energy drink, or an unruly person
- 66. Sorry, this hint was was stolen by someone
- 69. please, do it again
- 72. pretty girl
- 73. a small breeze
- 77. Listen, you can either solve this word from the hint, or you can fail to finish the crossword. Your choice.
- 79. epithet of chicago
- 80. "Good _____! That sure was impressive, mister!"
- 81. this hint is absolutely flawless
- 82. a grievance
- 85. The seven sisters, daughters of the Titan Atlas, and also a bunch of stars for some reason.
- 86. rude and unpleasant in a way that it's hard to ignore
- 87. both a flower and a color
- 88. spinning toy on a stick