Impossible quiz!

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Across
  1. 3. lake traverser
  2. 4. daily quizzicality for guys like Scott
  3. 6. practice
  4. 7. fun(gi) drink
  5. 8. hypothetical soccer venue
  6. 10. ____shire sauce, city of hot boys
  7. 14. where antifa and ai collide
  8. 15. awesome type of camera
  9. 16. best use of colored floss
Down
  1. 1. yes green no gravity
  2. 2. migratory birds likely to car bomb you
  3. 5. MCC’s broken promise… (Pink Floyd
  4. 7. place these heroic totems on the portal of power for a Wii bit of fun
  5. 9. everbody’s moustached devoutly christian neighbor
  6. 11. irate grove OR a tasty quaff
  7. 12. one might dump while playing
  8. 13. maroon 5 guitar location