Infamous Incidents

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Across
  1. 3. In which you were (wrongfully!) suspected of having built a bomb with which to blow up a WalMart in Las Vegas.
  2. 4. In which you staged an impromptu monster truck performance. Casualty: one shitty BMW.
  3. 5. We cannot visit which store in Laramie because we were singlehandedly raising the crime rate?
Down
  1. 1. In which you were made an unwilling accomplice to a bird's suicide, en route to this city.
  2. 2. In which they *definitely* changed which direction the road went overnight, meaning you went the wrong way on the _______.