Jake and Amir

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Across
  1. 3. Give Daddy a bite
  2. 6. The perfect website
  3. 8. Poetic license
  4. 9. Sometimes bread comes out like that
  5. 10. Went right for the jugular
  6. 11. An angry bitch
  7. 12. They aren't cute or capable of having real emotions
  8. 13. My friend!
  9. 17. I'm a good guy ...
  10. 19. Planking location
  11. 20. They ain't legal
  12. 21. How I know he loves donuts
  13. 22. Riddle me that
  14. 24. How is this earth? And how is this...
  15. 27. He's gone too far
  16. 28. You need FOUR
  17. 30. Time, effort, money and
  18. 31. Call me back with a three letter answer
  19. 32. It's not jam
  20. 34. Does this sound schwingworthy?
  21. 35. I had a lack of zero ...
Down
  1. 1. How to deal with a mean text from your dad
  2. 2. I saw Darren's eating a cock meat sandwich
  3. 4. A snatch made in heaven
  4. 5. not a smart investment
  5. 7. Tasteful as fuck
  6. 14. that means you can't kick me out after midnight
  7. 15. Do you even know who this chick is?
  8. 16. Notoriously small
  9. 17. What does a running back do?
  10. 18. The worst hobby of all time
  11. 23. She knew who did their Sysops?
  12. 25. Makes girls mad, squirrels mad and men grin
  13. 26. Good thing I didn't eat most of them
  14. 29. I'm rather ...
  15. 33. A cruel nickname a barista might call you