John

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Across
  1. 7. Where to obtain one's pilot license, quickly?
  2. 8. Frequent alter-ego of the solver's middle child
  3. 10. He could have told you who the quarterback is
  4. 11. First name of a washington-based musician whose surname sounds like a childrens toy brand
  5. 13. Selected, as a card
  6. 14. An F-150 parked outside Grandma's house, perhaps
  7. 16. Strange mascot for a school founded by French missionaries, with "the"
  8. 20. Cincinnati high school
  9. 22. "Nobody knows" comedian of SNL
  10. 23. School for the former and current first son
  11. 26. Mont Blanc, e.g.
  12. 27. Born on April 6, but he doesn't work with bricks
  13. 28. May identify herself as both a "good girl" and a "Bad Guy"
  14. 29. Qualifier for a canine rescue patrol
  15. 32. A drawer of dicks, for one
  16. 33. Borough that sounds like a prolific male milliner
  17. 34. "Pygmalion" playwright monogram
  18. 35. Swashbuckling taunt
  19. 36. Actor who introduces his diminutive companion, to friends
  20. 38. The boy in the Stitch pajamas
  21. 39. The solver prefers this type of video game
  22. 44. The author's dog, if replaced in kind
  23. 45. Company potentially named after the founder's wife
  24. 46. twist about a vertical axis
  25. 47. Dot's auntie
  26. 48. An older sister might make this from Reishi
  27. 49. Add this to turn a car into a sister in law
  28. 51. Altcoin named for internet canine
  29. 52. Place to do your taxes, informally
  30. 55. The IALA might think it's from Montenegro
  31. 58. There is nothing artificial about it, in your mind
  32. 60. Could be made by Kohler or Mansfield
  33. 61. Jersey Street?
  34. 62. She's beautiful and kind, she left her quarr'ling behind
Down
  1. 1. Far from a third wheel on the Astros
  2. 2. Where many interdenominational jokes are set
  3. 3. The best man at the first dance and the best man in The Last Dance
  4. 4. Game that features recreational familicide
  5. 5. Threatened gully which was the site of "The Last Rainforest"
  6. 6. She runs like cardio, especially when the doorbell rings
  7. 9. Snack brand with a paucity of ingredients
  8. 12. Salutary grp. headquartered in Geneva
  9. 15. Add this to turn a vegetable into a sausage
  10. 17. Goofy response to "doer"
  11. 18. Ford born in early May?
  12. 19. Company directed by Azure and Strider's mother
  13. 21. Govt. org. formerly directed by Tom Homan
  14. 24. Aliens attacked it in a 2011 British horror comedy
  15. 25. Three-word summary of liberal political messaging from 2015-2024
  16. 29. She packs a ton of design smarts
  17. 30. Stone easily confuzed with turquois
  18. 31. One of a tripartite title for the author
  19. 37. Bodypart which sounds like the atmosphere of Spacetown NH
  20. 40. Distinguishing qualifier for the author's patron saint
  21. 41. Composer of The Chaconne
  22. 42. This car is not there, but it swears it won't forget you
  23. 43. Artificial Intelligence?
  24. 50. Popular 1993 FPS
  25. 53. Asset which appreciated by over 120% in 2024, briefly
  26. 54. He said "Silence is the language of God; all else is poor translation."
  27. 56. Pity
  28. 57. Anagram sounds like "LAME," yet walking is her game
  29. 59. Runs a running business, and her name gets sung at Chris'mas