Joseph's Favorite Movies, but in terms that Kell uses to describe them

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Across
  1. 3. forgive and forget, ice and love forever
  2. 5. waste of time; alien invasion and dad
  3. 8. 3 hours of desert and more desert
  4. 12. big water lizard smash 3 headed dragon
Down
  1. 1. worst lizard and ape movie
  2. 2. monkeys in sanfran franchise
  3. 4. "you like, muscles?"
  4. 6. cheating wife goes crazy when husband blows up
  5. 7. movie about a bomb and crazy communistic bro
  6. 9. another 3 hours of desert and more desert, but with a kiss this time
  7. 10. movie franchise about kids killing each other
  8. 11. movie about pink feminism; main takeaway, men suck