Animal House

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Across
  1. 3. always early, sometimes late
  2. 4. Get this to the Greek?
  3. 8. chipotle ranch, for one
  4. 13. she's such a dog
  5. 15. I totally bombed ____ ____ term (upper)
  6. 17. Shoulderless senior running on the African savannah
  7. 18. would be more enjoyable to hang out with if they were deep fried with tartar sauce
  8. 20. "Hey, I'm David. Can I show you a ___ trick?"
  9. 21. 35% of Marzo's BAC
  10. 22. Schmidt's paradise
  11. 23. second first name of the eldest double first-namer
  12. 25. O, where art thou (Montagut's favorite word)
  13. 26. "I would run 500 ____ just to see a big cat"
  14. 28. source of the old fart infestation
  15. 30. band behind popular lunar lounge song (1972)
  16. 33. our resident dutch river creature
  17. 36. Landon or an IBM computer
Down
  1. 1. our most prominent maternal figure (not Biz)
  2. 2. who to call for a musical emergency
  3. 5. term of endearment for a backyard regular
  4. 6. psychedelic texan insect with a lisp
  5. 7. like the "dog" version, but it came first
  6. 8. like snails, but worse?
  7. 9. a Hilton Head tour bus?
  8. 10. shane's favorite place to hang out with Tony and Paulie
  9. 11. a rugby-playing amphibian that takes our money
  10. 12. CV, or a positive approval of his parenting ability
  11. 14. Fukuyama's ______ _____ of History (upper)
  12. 16. a 7/11 or san antonio treat
  13. 19. the most underwhelming day of the year
  14. 24. kaffman's muse
  15. 27. to be chill about something, ironically
  16. 29. "Don't go in there, it's ________" (lower)
  17. 31. pet lizard with a chalupa craving
  18. 32. the place where Rat hides in his wardrobe
  19. 34. new york and prehistoric, but not in the Natural History Museum
  20. 35. "two minutes to liftoff"